A few weeks later, Homer rang Strudel’s doorbell.

“Hey, Homer” said Strudel. “What’s up?”

“Strudel, I have a question” said Homer.

“Ok, go ahead” said Strudel, letting Homer inside.

“Ok” said Homer. “I know you probably had sex with Pixie when you were going out”

“Actually, no” said Strudel. “Not real sex. But I HAVE had real sex before, just not with Pixie”

“With Pancake?” Homer asked.

Strudel nodded. “But don’t tell her I told you, she already hates me enough as it is”

“Ok, I won’t” said Homer. “But how do you ask a girl if she wants to do it?”

“Are you talking about Monkeyberry?” Strudel asked.

“Yeah” Homer blushed.

“Are you guys both virgins?”

“I’m pretty sure that she is”

“Are you?”

“Yeah” said Homer.

“You need to make sure that you’re both ready” said Strudel.

“I know I am” said Homer. “But we can’t do it at her house, because her parents are always home”

“Ok, here’s the deal” said Strudel. “Next Friday, I’ll invite C.J. to come over here. You just need to get Pancake out of the house”

“Ok, I’ll invite Monkeyberry over then” said Homer.

“Make sure you have protection” said Strudel.

“I do” said Homer. “I can’t wait until next Friday!”