On Friday, Strawberry, Montana, Pancake, Orange Kiwi, and Carlotta were having a 5way conversation on the phone.

“I am seriously going to kill myself” Strawberry said.

“Why, what happened?” Pancake asked.

“Chester broke up with me” Strawberry sobbed.

“Oh my God, why?” Pancake asked.

“Because he’s a dumbass” Carlotta said. “Strawberry, any guy that breaks up with you is a dumbass”

“I still like him” Strawberry sniffed.

“Strawberry, you’ll find someone else” said Orange Kiwi.

“I don’t want anyone else”

“It’s not that bad being single” Carlotta said.

“How would you know?” asked Strawberry. “You’ve been with Honky for like, ever”

“Strawberry, I’m single” said Montana. “It’s not that bad, I promise”

“It is” said Strawberry.

“You weren’t even together that long” said Carlotta.

“So what?” said Strawberry. “I liked him for a long time.. I even liked him when I was with Frosty”

“Why didn’t you say anything?” asked Montana.

“I don’t know” Strawberry sniffed.

“You’ll be fine” said Orange Kiwi. “You’ll find someone else”

“I don’t want anyone else!” Strawberry repeated.

“You will eventually” said Pancake.

“Strawberry, we both got over Muffins” said Orange Kiwi.

“Yeah, and it was pure hell” Strawberry said. “I’m better off dead. I’m going to bed. Goodnight.”

“It’s only 6:45” said Carlotta.

 “Bye” Strawberry hung up.

Meanwhile, on the phone, Montana was saying “She’s not gonna kill herself”

“Yeah, he’s not worth it” said Carlotta.

“She’s tried it before” said Orange Kiwi. “What if she tries it again?”

“True” said Pancake. “I’ll try calling her back in a little bit”

Meanwhile, Strawberry had just finished an entire bottle of Jaeger Meister. She took a few pills, went up to her room, crying hysterically, turned her ipod on full blast, and took out her knife that she kept in her drawer.