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UNCLE B'S SHOW
- Hahaha hott jet skiier
- Would the guy in the yellow shorts please report to the information desk?
- 1 2 3 4 My hump, my hump my hump my hump!
- I ALWAYS GET BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING!
- Lilypad gamee!
- DING! We just got another chicken!
- PN saw the pink book! =0
STEVE'S WEDDING AND SUCH
- Gonorhea Gonorhea!
- Go up to the DJ and say "Can you play gonorhea?" And he'll be like "WHAT?" and we'll be like "OK!"
- Sarah is Lil Jon
- The Steve Movie
- Party Room!
- Skittles Poker
- G-Unit!
- HBO
- Sharks
- That Breakdancing Dude
- Dry hump!
- gulp, refil, gulp, re fil
- Powder Room
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Steve's Wedding Shower
- Cornhusk
- Ben broke the door
- Alfred!
- Anna is a loser
Spring Break '05
- Cheer for football players
- Shampoo Party
- Jessie sad b/c Miranda is moving, even though she doesn't even know her
- Bob's Goose
- Backstreet Boys
- Jessie is racist
- Jessie Finally sees Strudel
- Jessie hugs the twins
- AHH! Shane is @ Devan's house!
- Jessie makes new friends
- Stick's List! What not to say in Victoria's Secret
- Stick played Candy Shop for Jessie!
- Destini and her sexy stories!
- We can scare away the preps!
- Gazebo Sluts!
- OMG, Jessie stopped RIGHT IN FRONT OF STRUDEL'S HOUSE
- Oh, and she wants him to hit on her
- We can't let the boys see us, and it's all Destini's fault!
- Omg, Jessie said hi to Bob
- lol Ali was acting out 9 mile for Kayla T, Jessie, and Anna
- Ryan hangs out w/ the little sk8er kids
- Stick doesnt want to talk to Jessie, haha
- OMG, Strudel's xmas lights!
- The Bachelor once again
- Degrassi Parody!
- Ali made Aunt Nancy drive past Strudel's
- Whose Line
- IX Indoor Amusement Park!
- My name is Cynthia and my life is juicy
- OMG, Without A Paddle, in bed with your DOG?
- Jessie feels sorry for people with accents on Survivor
- POPE PLEDGE
- We Hate Jessie
- We bowled with bumpers
- fat prep
- proper degrassi parody
- gizoogle
- 2 pound bowling ball
- we chased maggie through a crop field
Last Weekend
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Hi, I'm Rachel, can I take your order?
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Intimacy.........best movie by far
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MAGGIE! The dog ate my cheeseburger!grr
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OMG 5 bubbles in the attic!
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he didnt invite steve, how dare he
Other Things
- THE BUTLER IS EATING YOUR UNOS
- Jamie eating lemon heads
- your michael jackson dream
- Freddy Jones from School of Rock is a hottie
- U CAN'T SEE BABY JACK!
- lol we must go bowling again, so jessie can kick the ball
- ali tripped over jessie ice skating
- playing in the mcdonalds playland ((next time, we'll go to burgerking))
- kiss kiss blow a kiss 2 strudel
- gazebo sluts
- prep watch
- pope-watch
Kings Island--
- GHOSTER COASTER!!!
- MR. McCan
- Jessie's Smelly Shoes
- Rocking chairs @ the Cracker Barrel
- the stupid 'be quiet game'
Sanibel Island, Florida--
- German book in the elevator
- hott guy in the elevator and his 2 gothic gal pals
- Now that he's with beer
- papa noel is a terrorist
- me and anna have to urinate REALLY bad!!!!
- aunt nancy, we have to use the urination station!!!
- sand dollar frisbee
- look, it's a weirdo digging in a sand pit
- the inflatable friend!!!!
- mark is being let in from the balcony!!
- lets go boywatching on the beach
- happy half birthday krissy!!
- roy was put in toxic shock by a pillow
- alligator pond
- i know they're talking about us, its really obvious
- Uncle david was drunk and he wrecked our turtle
- putting coffee stuff on ice cream
- videotaping melanie sleeping
- I am fishy
- LYNETTE!!!!
- that annoying stephanie girl
- ((English version)) And enjoy your ride on sssssss..............the scorpion!!!
((some other language)) hgrhgftbyerghjthygfjbgmlefje ssssssssssss................ze scorpionn!
- Hey-ey!!!
- Turtle and Shanaynay
- Hey Poppy!!!
- Papa Noel dehydrated us and all they had was beer!!!
- Running to the tennis courts and drinking nasty powerade
- REDRUM in the elevator!
Spring Break '03--
- Todays letter is...............joint
- poses!!
- holy water is sacred!!!
- THE BIG BOOK OF STUFF
- her unos were like bouncing with the bus!
- guess the letter
- the jake game
- Tori- What are you girls doing? Us- We're Changing!! **half hour later**
Tori- Are you still changing? Us- YES!!! Anna- Jessie, can i borrow
your black bra, please?
- Bubble
- H2G
- putting bubbles in the spa
- the gay 'behave talk' that makes us sound like we're animals
- roxy pooped on the floor!!! Jessie-**cleaning the floor with orange
clean** Everybody grab a terd!!!
- The house is on fire!! Melanie just died!!
- Brak
- Wow, the lights
X-mas '01--
- WIOD, Detroit Weather!!!
- Puppy chow!!!!
- Now here's a story about sick little Anna
- Let's all do the conga lets all do the conga DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN LETS GO!!!
- hey, father, look at this yummy spray stuff that jessie got
- daddy please..........doodoodoo..........uncle john..................doodoodoo.......will you please
let us have a sleepover??
- OMG i've never heard ben talk!!!
- Megan, did you bring your new baby?? **Baby Sarah starts crying** ok I guess that answers the question!!!
- Rudolph The Red Nosed Reject
- The other day, my dog shoved broccoli up his buttox!!!
- Uncle J and Uncle B's lame jokes
Our Awsome Games!
- The Jake Game
- Guess what letter?
- poses
- only say one word
- the song!
- Fiona! Doreen! Lynette!
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XMAS 05
- We work for no pay, we are the child laborers!
- Why isn't he black yet?
CASTAWAY BAY!!!----
- Baby Prostitute!
- OMG that guy needs a back wax!
- Too, Young, and Friend
- Apricot eeew she's a sbiab
- buffalo
- Fiona! Doreen! Lynette!
- The pink slide is now the black slide
- MORE BLOOD IN THE ELEVATOR!!! :-0
- Kenny is NOT nocturnal! he's nocturtle!
- PHG
- Swimming outside in March!
- PN is snoring like no other
- Karaoke! OMG, Danielle thinks she knows EVERYTHING
- Our stupid hot tub game
- Lonely! I'm Mr Lonely!
- ELEVATOR REUNION!
- Make A Song Game
- ABC song game
- The Spongebob Subtitles
- Eeeww, there's probably sperm floating over there or something
- Buffalo
- Those annoying elevator dudes
- RT~Rump Toucher
- PN starved us!
- Illegal degrassi
- "The Book"
- those stupid preps
- The Pepsi that wouldn't open
- Prepwalk
- Looking @ Strudel Stuff
- HAHA the arcade
- that duck is gay
- Freddy, Timmy, and Terry
- Little Bill & Blues Clues!
- You can win $10,000 by squezzing icing from a toaster strudel...ooh lala
- Lady, I'm 16, LET US GO IN THE HOT TUB
- Graffitti-ing the beds
- Heh, pretzels in the gumball machines
The Bachelor--
- Hi! I'm Christopher! I enjoy curtains!!
- I am strong and sexy
- Hi, I'm Christina-Hi, Welcome to The Bachelor. I'm Christina Rodri- Hi, welcome to The Bachelor,
my name's Christina Rodriguez
- Christopher has decided to wreck the set
- Hey RingMessenger!
- Where are you taking me?? Afghanistan!!!!
- Well, we did rent the larger bed
- Buttered Toast!!
- I'm the cheerleader of the basketball team, the baseball team, the hockey team, the football
team, the get out of my face your armpits smell!! shave!
- If you had an egg, would you eat the shell? No, but Bachelor 3 probably would
- I'm 16, I go to high school and I'm in the 10th grade! I go high school I 10th grade! Shut
up! I'm a cheerleader, I've won stuff, I know cheer I know cheer!! Be quiet, please! Dadadadadadada! you would not make
the squad. anyway, my favorite nail polish color is red, firecracker red!
- Marina died!!
- Ok, roxy
- Sorry, you both lose. I'm going to date the audience member named Chad
- That waaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss Annaaaaaaaaaaaaaa's Talk Showwwwww!!
- See ya later!
"Scary" Stories--
- Holy Water is sacred! you can't get a free refill like at McDonald's!! Um, you don't get free refills
at McDonalds!
- Where is my toe???
- They did the dishes!
- Anna--------Gerden's Light!
- Uncle David!!!!!
- What was the boy's name?
- What was the stairs name?
- When the log rolls over you will die you will die!
- Me Tie Doughty Walker!!!! Lynchee Kinchy Collie Molly Dingo Dingo!!
- The whole street was being attacked. Was it Jenee Drive? No, it was Santina Way. NO! that's george's
street! ((i'm not publishing the rest of that story online, you losers))
- It is the viper! I vant to vipe your vindows!
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Cedar Point--
- 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4
- Shakes! Malts! Fries! Burgers!!
- *all of us are running really fast** Alana-Why are we running anyways?
- Guests with excessive weight cannot ride the magnum. E.W.!!
- Joseline that diob, assigning seats on the Ocean Motion!
- That gay Witches Wheel lady that wouldn't let us ride even though we had already rode earlier
that day!
- Our houses by the Wildcat
- the orange house
Holiday In The Sun
- Alex: well you know what they say, you cant have your cake and eat it too. Madison: Sure you can. Alex: k why are you
saying you can when you can't I mena everybody knows you cant. Madison: I'm saying you can because everyone gets it wrong,
what you mean to say is you cant eat your cake and have it too, now that you can't have. Alex: Hmmm I never thought of it
that way, you cant eat your cake and have it too. except... Madison: What do you mean exceot there is no except...
- Hi, I'm Brianna Wallace as in the wallace department store Wallaces', whats your name? Jordan Landers as in the Landers
HARDWARE store Landers. A sense of humor....cute. I'm sorry, I don't believe I know you. Yeah, we met in the lobby, remember?
take a number? I'm sorry I don't remember seeing you. You must get that alot. Would you excuse me ladies? Now that we've met,
lets get a few tings straight around here. I get what I want. And this winter break, I want Jordan. Brianna Wallace,
let the games begin.
- We had a PI!! What's a PI?? A puking incident
- It's sucking on me!
- Another beer? Yeah, heavy on the root.
- Madison:I feel the need... Alex: The need for speed
- Madison: Well theres this guy i like and i think he likes me but he just doesnt show it Griffin: Well maybe this guy needs
u to make the first move Madison: Well thats why im coming to you...its Scott Griffin(with dissapointed look on his face):
right right who else would it be. Madison: I like him and all its just i think he needs a little necouraging. Griffin: and
you want me to give it to him. Madison:Thanx(giving him a kiss)
- (1) That one's ready for marriage. (2) How do you know? (3) Pierced ear. He knows pain and he's bought jewlery.
- Whats that sound? Thats the sound of the beach calling our names!!
- I've made my bed and now i have to sleep in it.
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