Meanwhile, Tostito drove
by Orange Kiwi’s house. He parked in the driveway, walked up to the front door, & rang the doorbell.
“Hey!” Orange
Kiwi said.
“Hey” said Tostito.
“Did you break up with What’s-His-Face yet?”
“Yep” Orange
Kiwi smiled.
“Well,” said
Tostito. “In that case, would you like to go out with me?”
“I’d love to”
Orange Kiwi smiled again.
Tostito leaned in and kissed
her, and they started making out.
About a week later, Cherry
was walking to 2nd period, and she heard a familiar voice.
“Cherry!”
Cherry turned
around and saw Stacey.
“Stacey?!?!?!”
she exclaimed. “I thought you moved back to Hawaii”
“I did” said
Stacey. “But I decided to move back”
“Oh, awsome”
said Cherry. “Are you in B lunch, too?”
“Yeah” said Stacey.
“Cool, you can sit
at my table” Cherry said. “I kicked Lemonade out last week because she’s a whore”
“Ok, cool” said
Stacey. “You know, I was gonna ask you out again, but I saw on your myspace that you’re with Ringo”
“Yeah, I am”
said Cherry.
“Well that’s
cool” said Stacey.
“Cherry” Gepetto
came up behind them. “Can I talk to you in private?”
“Sure” said Cherry.
“I’ll see you at lunch, Stacey” she turned to Gepetto. “How may I help you?”
“Did I hear you say
you’re still with Ringo?” Gepetto asked.
“Yeah, why?”
“Then he’s been
cheating on you” said Gepetto.
“What?!?!?!”
Cherry exclaimed.
“He’s been having
sex with Lizard & Hamster” Gepetto said. “Threesomes. And I think Strudel joins them sometimes. I’m
sorry I had to be the one to tell you, since I cheated on you last year”