After school, Ringo walked
up to Cherry at her locker.
“Hey Babe” he
said. “Where were you after 3rd period? I needed a kiss” he tried to kiss her, but she pushed him away.
“What?” said
Ringo.
“Gepetto told me about
your threesomes” Cherry said.
“What?” Ringo
asked.
“He told me how you’re
cheating on me” Cherry said.
“Gepetto just wants
to get into your pants again” said Ringo.
“Gepetto has Pancake”
Cherry argued.
Lizard walked up. “Cherry,”
she said. “Me, Ringo, & Hamster have been having threesomes ever since me & Hamster moved here. I cheated on
Spanky with him”
“You’ve been
cheating on me the whole time?!?!” Cherry exclaimed.
“Yes, he has”
said Lizard.
“I can’t believe
you, Ringo!” Cherry shouted. “You worthless pig! Oh, and by the way, you DID take my virginity. I was a virgin
before you!” She stomped off to find Quaker.
Later on, Cherry called Stacey.
“Hey, Cherry”
Stacey answered.
“Is the offer still
good?” Cherry sniffled.
“What offer?”
said Stacey. “Cherry, what’s wrong?”
“Do you still wanna
go out with me?” Cherry asked.
“Well yeah, but aren’t
you dating Ringo?” asked Stacey.
“He cheated on me”
said Cherry.
“Oh, I’m sorry
to hear that” said Stacey. “Cherry, of course I wanna go out with you”
Cherry smiled. “Thanks,
Stacey” she said. “You mean a lot to me”
