Once they were in Lanky’s room, they sat down on his bed.

“Quaker” said Lanky. “I have a confession to make”

“Ok …” Quaker was worried.

“It takes a lot for me to get hard” Lanky confessed. “I mean, I’m sure if you gave me a blowjob-”

“No way” said Quaker. “That’s disgusting”

“Please, Quaker” said Lanky. “You can start practicing now”

“No, Lanky” said Quaker. “I’m not doing it”

“Fine” Lanky sighed. “I was really looking forward to it, too”

“Lanky, I’m sorry” said Quaker. "But I’m not going to do it, ok?”

“Whatever” said Lanky.

Later on that day, Carlotta & Honky were watching TV at Honky’s house.

“I feel bad for Poser” said Honky. “I mean, I broke a few ribs, but he broke both of his legs”

“At least you had fun that night, though” said Carlotta.

“Yeah, but I’m surprised the dude didn’t sue me” said Honky.

“Well you’re like, best friends now” said Carlotta.

“Yeah, but still” said Honky. “The poor guy is stuck in a wheelchair until Christmas”