“Well he chose to ride with you” said Carlotta. “And you were both drunk and stoned off your ass”

“I know” said Honky. “And even if he was allowed, he couldn’t have sex with Pixie”

“That must suck, not having sex” said Carlotta.

“Yeah” said Honky. He looked around the room. “Wanna have sex?” he asked.

“Totally” said Carlotta.              

Meanwhile, Lizard walked over to Spanky’s house and rang his doorbell.

“May I help you?” Spanky said once he got to the door.

“Will you go back out with me?” Lizard asked.

“Um, no” said Spanky.

“Do you have any cigarettes that I can have?” Lizard asked.

“No, go away” said Spanky. “I don’t like you”

“Spanky, please” said Lizard. “I’m a changed woman”

“You just got in a fight with Cherry a couple weeks ago” said Spanky. “I don’t call that changed”

“I hate you, Spanky” said Lizard. “You are such a loser”

“I’M a loser?” said Spanky. “I’m not the one who gets suspended every month”

“Oh my God” Lizard noticed his FFTL shirt. “Let me borrow that top”

Spanky slammed the door in her face.

“BETCH!” Lizard yelled.