The Unacceptables
Chapter 37.

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You change your mind like a girl changes clothes.

On Friday, everyone went to Shady's house.

 

Clorox walked up to Banana.

 

“Hey” he said.

 

“Um, hi” said Banana.

 

“Look, Banana,” said Clorox. “We've known each other since freshman year. That's 4 years. Practically a fourth of our life”

 

“Is this an apology or a math lesson?” Banana asked.

 

“An apology” said Clorox. “What I called you-”

 

“I believe the word was slut” said Banana.

 

“Well I'm the real slut” said Clorox.

 

“Um, okay” said Banana.

 

“I believed my stupid brother instead of you, and I'm sorry”

 

“What about all the stuff you wrote about me in the bathroom?” asked Banana.

 

“I’ll have it removed” said Clorox. “Or I'll replace it with Doreen & Fiona”

 

“Have it removed” said Banana.

 

 

Meanwhile, Pixie & Poser were on a couch making out, when Pixie got up.

 

“Pix!” said Poser. “Get back here!”

 

“I'll be right back” said Pixie.

She went in the other room, and found Muffins talking to Lemonade.

“Muffins, I need you” said Pixie, dragging him over to Poser.

 

“Pixie-” said Poser.

 

“Apologize!” said Pixie.                                   

 

“Truce?” Muffins put out his hand.

 

“Hell no” said Poser.

 

C.J. walked in with a case of beer.

 

“You see?” said Poser, pointing at C.J. “That’s the kind of friend you need. Not losers like Muffins”

some days i'ma super bitch.