“Pixie” said Muffins.  “Can I go now?”

“Yeah, whatever” Pixie said, walking away sadly

“Pix!” Poser called, opening a can of beer.

Pixie walked over to Strawberry, Pancake, Frosty, and Gepetto.

“Hey look, Poser’s drinkin” said Gepetto. “Pixie, you’d better go stop him”

“Shut up, Gepetto” said Pixie, plopping down on the couch.

“Sorry, I thought you didn't want him drinking” said Gepetto.

“He can drink occasionally” said Pixie.

“Frosty, go get me a Smirnoff Ice” said Strawberry.

“Me too!” said Pancake.

“Me 3!” said Gepetto.

Pixie laughed. “Me 4!” she said.

“Ugh” said Frosty, getting up.

Strawberry laughed.

Meanwhile, Homer walked up to Monkeyberry.

“Hey” he said.

“Hey” said Monkeyberry. “You want a beer?”

“Nah, I'm straight edge” said Homer.

“Oh, awesome” said Monkeyberry.

“Yeah” said Homer.

“So, wanna go make out?” asked Monkeyberry.

“Uh, sure!” said Homer.

They went on a couch and started making out. Pretty soon, Homer was downing Monkeyberry's beer.

A little later on, when the party was over, Pixie said to Poser “Will you walk me home?”

“I'll drive you” Poser offered.

“Not a chance” said Pixie. “You've been drinking. Just leave your car next door at Honky's where it already is, and walk me home”