On Thursday, Spanky knocked on Cherry’s door.

“May I help you?” asked Cherry. “Oh, and by the way, I have a doorbell”

“Sorry” said Spanky. “But my buddy Ringo told me about your sexcapades”

“Oh, he did, did he?” said Cherry.

“Yep” said Spanky. “And I’m here to ask you a few questions”

“Uh, ok?” said Cherry.

“Well, were you safe?” asked Spanky.

“Spanky” said Cherry. “You’re my ex. I shouldn’t be telling you these kinds of things”

“But, I wanna know!” said Spanky.

“Why?” said Cherry.

“I dunno” said Spanky. “You know me & Lizard broke up, right?”

“When?” asked Cherry.

“A couple of weeks ago” said Spanky. “She was cheating on me”

“Oh, that sucks” said Cherry.

“Yeah, but oh well” said Spanky. “I’m over that whore”

“Well, I’m sorry, but I’m with Ringo now” said Cherry.

“Alright, sorry” said Spanky. “Well, I’ll see you at the party at Shady’s tomarrow?”

“Yeah, I guess” said Cherry.