Lemonade thought about it for a minute. “Okay” she said. “But I'm not comfortable taking
ALL my clothes off”
“That's fine”
said Muffins, throwing his boxers across the room.
Lemonade smiled.
During B Lunch, Aloha
called Lemonade's cell phone, which was sitting on the night stand next to Muffins' bed.
“Hello?”
Lemonade answered.
“Lemonade, where
are you?” Aloha asked.
“I'm sick”
Lemonade lied, and she coughed twice.
“You don't sound
sick” said Aloha.
“Well I am!”
Lemonade shouted, and she hung up.
“How rude”
said Aloha. “She hung up!”
“She probably
doesn't wanna talk to you” said Speedo.
“Shut up”
said Aloha.
"Who was it?" Muffins
asked.
“Aloha”
said Lemonade.
“Oh”
said Muffins. “Well, I hate to bring this up, but I don't really want a relationship right now. But I could settle for
friends with benefits”
“Okay, me too”
said Lemonade.
“But don't
tell anyone, okay?” said Muffins. “I don't want you having a reputation like I have now”
“I don't care, but okay” said Lemonade.