The Unacceptables
Chapter 12.

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PIANOMAN.

“Let`s go to a random house party” said Mufasa.

 

“No, that would be awkward, too” said Aloha.

 

“Yummy” said Pixie.

 

“Pix, would you PLEASE stfu?” said Cherry.

 

“God” said Pixie. “No fun”

 

“Tone it down” said Lebron. “Please”

 

“Harumph” said Pixie.

 

 

Back in Ohio, Doreen opened a file on her computer. The voices sounded exactly like Pixie && Poser.

 

“Check this out” said Doreen.

 

“Ohhh” said Pixie.

 

“Is this your first time?” Poser asked.

 

“No” said Pixie. “I did it with Smog”

 

“Awsome” said Poser. “Bob popped my cherry”

 

“What IS this?” Lemonade asked.

 

“Just listen” said Fiona.

 

A fake slapping noise played.

 

“Poser, you`re SMALL!” Pixie exclaimed.

 

“I know” said Poser.

 

“Alright, enough!” said Lemonade.

 

“Wait! There`s more!” said Doreen.

 

“Don`t care” said Lemonade.

 

“We`re gonna email this to EVERYONE!” Fiona shouted.

 

“What? Why?” said Lemonade. “Why would you do that?”

 

“Because we can” said Doreen.

 

“Don`t do it” said Lemonade. “You`ll embarrass them”

 

“You`re right” said Doreen. “It is pretty mean” she dragged the file to the Recycle Bin.

 

“Well, I`m gonna go” said Lemonade. “Doreen, you made the right choice. Maybe you aren`t so bad after all” she headed to the door.

 

“Thanks” said Doreen, clicking the restore button.

 

 

Back in the car, everyone was sleeping, except for Strudel, who was driving. He turned on Kiss 95.1. Unpredictable by Jamie Foxx was on. He started singing along. “Some say sex is over rated, but they just ain`t doin it right”

He reached over and grabbed Pancake`s hand for a quick moment. He yawned as Temperature came on. He turned it up really loud, then down again.

 

“Man, what the eff?” Spanky looked up.

 

“Yo” said Strudel.

hey. : ]

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