“Let`s go to a random
house party” said Mufasa.
“No, that would be
awkward, too” said Aloha.
“Yummy” said
Pixie.
“Pix, would you PLEASE
stfu?” said Cherry.
“God” said Pixie.
“No fun”
“Tone it down”
said Lebron. “Please”
“Harumph” said
Pixie.
Back in Ohio, Doreen opened
a file on her computer. The voices sounded exactly like Pixie && Poser.
“Check this out”
said Doreen.
“Ohhh” said Pixie.
“Is this your first
time?” Poser asked.
“No” said Pixie.
“I did it with Smog”
“Awsome” said
Poser. “Bob popped my cherry”
“What IS this?”
Lemonade asked.
“Just listen”
said Fiona.
A fake slapping noise played.
“Poser, you`re SMALL!”
Pixie exclaimed.
“I know” said
Poser.
“Alright, enough!”
said Lemonade.
“Wait! There`s more!”
said Doreen.
“Don`t care”
said Lemonade.
“We`re gonna email
this to EVERYONE!” Fiona shouted.
“What? Why?”
said Lemonade. “Why would you do that?”
“Because we can”
said Doreen.
“Don`t do it”
said Lemonade. “You`ll embarrass them”
“You`re right”
said Doreen. “It is pretty mean” she dragged the file to the Recycle Bin.
“Well, I`m gonna go”
said Lemonade. “Doreen, you made the right choice. Maybe you aren`t so bad after all” she headed to the door.
“Thanks” said
Doreen, clicking the restore button.
Back in the car, everyone
was sleeping, except for Strudel, who was driving. He turned on Kiss 95.1. Unpredictable by Jamie Foxx was on. He started
singing along. “Some say sex is over rated, but they just ain`t doin it right”
He reached over and grabbed
Pancake`s hand for a quick moment. He yawned as Temperature came on. He turned it up really loud, then down again.
“Man, what the eff?” Spanky
looked up.
“Yo” said Strudel.