The Unacceptables
Chapter 13.

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You can stand under my umbrella. 

“Where are we?” asked Spanky.

 

“Just passed over the South Carolina border” said Strudel.

 

“Rad” said Spanky. Strawberry was lying in his arms. She was fast asleep.

 

“Let`s see what Poser`s got in his CD player” said Strudel, switching to CD.

Shakira started playing.

“Um, awsome?” said Strudel.

 

“Ha” said Spanky. “Time, please?”

 

“1:36 am” said Strudel.

 

“Awsome” said Spanky. “Let`s stop somewhere”

 

“Alright” said Strudel, getting off the exit. “Aww, pimp!” he said. “Wal*Mart!”

He pulled into the parking lot.

 

Spanky carefully got up without disturbing Strawberry. “Cherry” he whispered, tapping Cherry on the shoulder. “Wal*Mart?”

 

“Sure” Cherry woke up. “Wal*Mart is the best!”

 

“Hell yea” said Strudel.

 

The three of them walked into the store.

 

“Let`s look at the condoms” said Spanky, nudging Cherry.

 

“Shut up, Spanky!” said Cherry. “I can`t believe you!”

 

Strudel just laughed.  They walked over to the toy section.

 

“Yay” said Cherry. “No little kids”

 

Spanky picked up a big green ball and bounced it. Cherry spiked it back.

 

“You guys are gonna get in trouble” said Strudel.

 

Cherry threw the ball in his face.

 

“That`s it” said Strudel. “Me && you. Foosball. Right now.”

 

“Alright” said Cherry, as they walked over to the foosball table.

 

“Guys, you`re so lame” said Spanky.

 

Cherry && Strudel started playing foosball. Cherry easily got the ball into Strudel`s goal.

 

“Cheater” said Strudel.

 

“I did not!” Cherry argued, as Strudel made a goal.

 

In the end, Cherry won.

 

“Let`s go, guys” said Spanky.

 

“Not until Strudel buys me an Icee” said Cherry.

 

“Fine” said Strudel.

 

When they got back in the car, Spanky carefully lifted Strawberry back on his lap.

like, gag me twice.

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