It was a few days later, and they were now in Charlotte, North Carolina.

“Hey Strudel!” Pixie called from the way way back. “I`ve got sperm in my mouth! Wanna see?” she stuck out her tongue.

“No” said Strudel. “Shut up, I`m driving”

Strawberry looked up.

“Hey, come back!” said Spanky.

Strawberry looked straight ahead.

“Strawberry, are you ok?” asked Waffles. “Strawberryyyy…”

“What`s wrong with her?” asked Lebron.

“Long story” said Spanky. “Strawberry, it`s ok” he pulled her into a bear hug.

“I DON`T KNOW HOW!! I`M SORRY!!” Strawberry shouted.

“Oh” said Pancake. “She`s thinking about you know who”

Strawberry snapped out of it. “Sorry” she said, covering her head with her hand.

“It`s ok” Spanky kissed her lightly on the forehead.

“No it`s not” said Strawberry.

“Still thinking about Sally, huh?” said Gepetto.

“Shut up, Gepetto” said Spanky.

“Hey, Strudel” Poser called. “Let`s stop at another hotel”

“Can`t you two go a day without fucking?” Pancake yelled.

Pixie && Poser looked at each other for a second. “Naah” they said, shaking their heads.

“Hey!” shouted Monkeyberry. “Let`s sing show tunes!” she started singing.  “Our house! In the middle of the street!”

“Headache!” Poser complained.

“MAYBE because-” Pancake started saying.

“Shut up” said Poser.

“I`ll make that ache go away” said Pixie.

“Eew!” Aloha shouted.

Meanwhile, Doreen was logging onto her computer. “Ok, check this out” she said. “You know about Pixie && Poser in Phil`s room, right?”

“Yeah” said Lemonade.

“Well me && Fiona made our own audio version of it” said Doreen.

“What? Why?” Lemonade asked.

“Because we wanted to” said Fiona. “Fake audio sex tape”