After they left the hotel,
they drove for a half hour and they were in Virginia.
“Strudel, you drive
now” said Poser.
“No” said Strudel.
Pixie turned around to yell
at him. He had his shirt off. “Oh please” said Pixie.
“What?” Pancake
smiled.
Pixie turned around in disgust.
“It`s not like you
and Poser don`t do it” said Strudel.
“NOW I WILL HAVE NONE
OF THAT IN MY CAR!” Poser yelled.
Pixie turned around. “Oh
my god!” she shrieked. “Put it away!”
Poser turned around. He got
off the nearest exit and parked at 7-11. He opened the back door, and Pancake was on her knees.
“Poser`s bigger”
Pixie said.
Everyone else was too busy
making out, and Aloha was shielding her eyes.
Pixie got out of the car
and started unbuttoning Poser`s pants.
“Pix, we`re in public”
Poser whispered.
“Strudel, pull up your
pants” said Pixie.
“I was getting head!”
Strudel complained.
“I don`t care”
said Poser. “It`s my turn for that, your turn to drive.” He handed Strudel the keys.
“Grandma! Grandma!”
a little girl called. “Look at the twins! One of them has a hot dog in his pants!”
The grandma glared at them.
“She`s too young for the talk” she hissed. “Now pull up your pants, boy!”
It was the same lady from
the elevator at the hotel.
“Oh, and by the way”
she said. “My husband is bigger”
Pancake glared at the woman
as she walked into the store.