The Unacceptables
Chapter 6.

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Meanwhile, the Roadies just passed over the Pennsylvania border.

 

“Gosh, Spanky” said Strudel. “Got enough lung capacity there?”

 

“Shut up, Strudel” Pancake teased.

 

“Let`s pump up the tunes” said Strudel. He turned on 97BHT, and Don`t Forget about Us was on.

 

Strawberry looked up.

 

“Hey, come back!” Spanky shouted.

 

“Strudel, turn it off” Strawberry said quietly.

 

Strudel looked back where Spanky was holding Strawberry. He turned the radio to Q102. Dance, Dance was on. “Better?” he asked.

 

Strawberry nodded.

 

“Aww, you two” said Aloha.

 

 

Meanwhile, in Thailand, Banana woke up in the middle of the night. “Ib” she whispered.

 

“5 more minutes, Phil” Ib muttered, turning over.

 

Banana turned a light on.

 

Ib sat up. “Banana, what do you want?” he asked.

 

“Ib, I have to ask you a question.” she said.

 

“Yes?” Ib yawned.

 

“Are you a virgin?” Banana blurted out.

 

Ib sighed. “Banana, there`s something I should tell you” he said. “Neola`s my daughter, and Bri is the mother. We aren`t going out anymo-”

 

Banana got up and stomped off, slamming every door on the way out, taking only her purse, leaving everything else behind.

 

It was basically pitch black outside. She kept on running with no destination at all. She ran to the beach. She looked out at the ocean. She set her purse down and went into the water and out to the sandbar. That`s the last thing she remembered.

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