The Unacceptables
Chapter 7.

Home
Lyrics.
9 Mile ((The Best Story Ever))
Memories

mhmmm.

“Let`s have a makeout contest” said Pixie. “Me and Poser will win … because we had sex”

 

“So?” said Cherry.

 

“So she made out with my-” Poser started saying.

 

“ENOUGH!” Lebron shouted.

 

Pixie giggled. “Isn`t he cute?”

 

“I`ll bet he`s even cuter when he DRIVES!” said Strudel.

 

“Naah” said Poser.

 

Strudel got off an exit and pulled into the parking lot of 3 Bears Restaurant.  “You`re driving now, Poser” he said.

 

“Aww, man, c`mon, Strudel” said Pixie. “Me and Poser need just a LITTLE more face time”

 

“Yeah, so do me and Pan” said Strudel.

 

“No you don`t” said Pixie.

 

“Pix, just let him be an asshole if he wants” said Poser. “You can help me drive my stick any day”

 

“Ew!” shouted Aloha. “That`s disgusting!”

 

Poser just smiled as him, Strudel, Pancake, and Pixie switched places.

 

“Let`s go” said Waffles. “Drive, Poser”

 

“Pix” said Poser. “On my lap”

 

Pixie obeyed.

 

 

Meanwhile in Ohio, Lemonade was walking home from practice.

 

“Lemonade!” Doreen yelled. “We totally doubted you. Come over to Fiona`s house with us. We`re doing pedicures!”

 

“No, Doreen” said Lemonade. “I`m not falling for your idiotic tricks anymore”

 

“Please?” Doreen pleaded with puppy dog eyes.

 

“No” Lemonade said coldly.

 

 

 

Back on the road, Poser was stopping every 20 minutes for a quick makeout.

 

“Poser!” Lebron yelled.

 

“Hey” said Poser. “I`m driving!”

 

Everyone sighed, and continued making out.

heh.

Enter supporting content here