“Let`s have a makeout
contest” said Pixie. “Me and Poser will win … because we had sex”
“So?” said Cherry.
“So she made out with
my-” Poser started saying.
“ENOUGH!” Lebron
shouted.
Pixie giggled. “Isn`t
he cute?”
“I`ll bet he`s even
cuter when he DRIVES!” said Strudel.
“Naah” said Poser.
Strudel got off an exit and
pulled into the parking lot of 3 Bears Restaurant. “You`re driving now,
Poser” he said.
“Aww, man, c`mon, Strudel”
said Pixie. “Me and Poser need just a LITTLE more face time”
“Yeah, so do me and
Pan” said Strudel.
“No you don`t”
said Pixie.
“Pix, just let him
be an asshole if he wants” said Poser. “You can help me drive my stick any day”
“Ew!” shouted
Aloha. “That`s disgusting!”
Poser just smiled as him,
Strudel, Pancake, and Pixie switched places.
“Let`s go” said
Waffles. “Drive, Poser”
“Pix” said Poser.
“On my lap”
Pixie obeyed.
Meanwhile in Ohio, Lemonade
was walking home from practice.
“Lemonade!” Doreen
yelled. “We totally doubted you. Come over to Fiona`s house with us. We`re doing pedicures!”
“No, Doreen”
said Lemonade. “I`m not falling for your idiotic tricks anymore”
“Please?” Doreen
pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
“No” Lemonade
said coldly.
Back on the road, Poser was
stopping every 20 minutes for a quick makeout.
“Poser!” Lebron
yelled.
“Hey” said Poser.
“I`m driving!”
Everyone sighed, and continued
making out.