Poser walked up to Pixie, his new love interest, who was downing tequila. “Hey girl you make my whistle blow” he said.

“Sweet” said Pixie. “Hash brownie?” she said, offering him one.

“There’s nothing legal at this party, is there?” asked Cherry.

“Fuck no” said Shady, stealing a screwdriver from Muffins.

“Hey!” Muffins yelled at her.

“Go make out with your girlfriend!” Shady yelled back at him.

“Alright” said Muffins, grabbing a jello shot and joining Strawberry & Pancake on the couch. “Pan, you might wanna move” he warned her.

“Oh god” said Pancake, getting up and joining Cherry, who was sipping Bacardi.

“Let’s do the limbo!” Carlotta shouted.

“What about them?” asked Georgia, popping in another ecstasy pill and pointing at Strawberry and Muffins.

Orange Kiwi stumbled upstairs and came down with a blanket and threw it on top of Strawberry & Muffins. “There” she said.

“And what about them?” Cherry took another sip and pointed toward Poser, who had his shirt off, and Pixie was licking whipped cream off of his chest.

“Um, shut the door?” said Shady.

After they played limbo, Carlotta got out the bong. “Being stoned rocks!” she said.

“Muffins!” Shady threw a pillow at him. “Wanna share some of that sex on the beach with me?”

“Come over here” said Muffins.

“Ew, isn’t he her cousin?” asked Pixie.

“It’s a drink, you idiot” said Cherry.

Georgia turned the music up louder, as the anthem came on. (Tipsy)

“I’ll be back” said Muffins, going into the kitchen to get Strawberry a strawberry daiquiri.

“Come on, Strawberry!” Pancake shouted, helping Strawberry up.

Georgia tapped Shady on the shoulder. “Look” she whispered, pointing at Strawberry & Pancake, who were making out.

Cherry went into a closet and dialed Spanky’s number. “Spanky” she said. “This party is getting out of hand. Come over here, now.”