The Unacceptables
Chapter 34.

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About 10 minutes later, Spanky walked in the front door. Cherry greeted him and pointed at Strawberry & Pancake.

 

“SCORE!” Spanky shouted.

 

“Should we tell her boyfriend?” asked Cherry.

 

“Fuck yes!” Spanky shouted, as Cherry pointed to the kitchen. Muffins was downing a Zima.

 

“Muffins” said Spanky. “Your girlfriend is making out with her best friend!”

 

“WHAT?!?!?” Muffins spit his drink back into the bottle and threw it down, causing it to shatter on the ground. He raced into the living room.

“STRAWBERRY!” he shouted, pulling her off of Pancake.

 

“That” said Strawberry. “Was incredible”

 

“Strawberry, calm down” said Muffins.

 

“Wow” said Carlotta. “Guys. Lets all calm down. This is getting way too out of hand”

 

Muffins embraced Strawberry in his arms, and they sat down on the couch together.

 

“I’m sorry” Strawberry whispered.

 

“It’s ok” Muffins whispered back.

 

“Sorry for trashing your house, Carlotta” said Pancake. “We should help clean up”

 

“Hash brownie?” Pixie asked.

 

“No, Pix” said Carlotta. “No more hash brownies”

 

“Aww ok” said Pixie, picking a paper plate off the ground. “This party was fun”

 

“Heck yes” said Orange Kiwi.

 

Shady went to pick up her cup, but Muffins snatched it away from her. “No more” he said.

 

Meanwhile, Cherry & Spanky were cleaning up in the kitchen.

 

“Thanks for calling me” said Spanky. “I saw hot lesbian action”

 

“That’s not why I called you” said Cherry. “It was getting insane. We needed a sober person.”  She set down the paper towels.

 

“Out of all the sober people in the world” said Spanky. “You picked me?”

 

“Yeah” said Cherry. “I like you”

 

“I like you too” said Spanky. He pushed a bunch of empty bottles out of the way. He motioned for Cherry to come by him. She walked over, sat down on the table and kissed him.

 

END OF PART 2.

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