“Ok” said Gabe.  “You have to find the ordered pairs”

“Alright” said California.

Gabe’s phone rang.

“Oh, it’s Jasmine” said Gabe. “I haven’t talked to her in 3 weeks. I’ll talk to you later, Cali” He walked out the door, saying “Yeah, hey baby, what’s going on?”

California shut the door and just started crying.

Meanwhile, Spanky and Ringo were sitting in Ringo’s front yard watching cars go by.

“Dude” said Ringo. “This is so boring. And my best friend is a criminal”

“Yep” said Spanky. “Pretty much”

They saw another car go by.

“Check out that chick” said Spanky.

“Mmhmm” said Ringo, ignoring him.

“Let’s go to my house” said Spanky.

“I’d rather eat gnomes than spend anymore time with you” said Ringo.

“Whatever” said Spanky. “I’ll see you later.” He got up and walked home.

“Spanky” his mom said once he walked in the door. “Did you meet the new neighbors?”

“Cheese moved out?” Spanky said excitedly.

“No,” said his mom. “On the other side”

“Oh” Spanky was disappointed.

“They have a daughter” his mom continued. “Her name is Cherry”

“Sweet” said Spanky. “I’ll meet her later”

Later on, Strudel && C.J. were watching Eurotrip.

“Don’t you wanna make some food?” C.J. asked. “Hello? STRUDEL!” he shoved him with a pillow cushion.

“No thanks, bro” said Strudel. “I don’t wanna lose this taste on my lips”

“I don’t wanna hear about you kissing my sister” said C.J.

“Um, C.J.?” said Strudel.

“Hang on” said C.J. “That chick is making out with her brother”

Strudel waited until the scene was over.

“Alright, what?” said C.J.

“I kissed ChiChi” said Strudel.

“What the hell, Strudel?” said C.J.

“It was nothing” said Strudel. “Just a friendly birthday peck on the lips. That’s all. I swear.”

“Yet you want the taste lingering on your lips?” said C.J.