Strudel had had enough. He pushed C.J. down and started making out with him.

“There” he said, rubbing his hands together.  “The taste of ChiChi is now off my lips. And besides. Me and Pan were never really official. I kind of always considered us to be ‘friends with benefits’”

“Niice” Pancake spoke up.

“Um, how long have you been down here?” Strudel asked.

“Long enough” said Pancake. “I thought I meant something to you. Now I see the truth. You’re just a fag.”  She stomped upstairs.

“Pan, wait!” Strudel called after her.

“Save it!” she called back.

Meanwhile, ChiChi was on the phone 3way with Ramona && Tessa.

“Tell us why you’re so happy” Ramona said.

“Nothing” said ChiChi.

“Obviously there’s something” said Tessa.

“Ok, ok, ok” said ChiChi. “Strudel kissed me”

“STRUDEL?!?!!?!?” Ramona && Tessa exclaimed at the same time.

“Yeah” said ChiChi. “It was amazing”

“Was there any tongues involved?” asked Tessa.

“No” said ChiChi. “No tonguing.”

“But it was still your first kiss” said Tessa. “Which is awsome”

“Yeah” said ChiChi. “Yeah it is”

“Now just wait till you start using your tongue” said Tessa.

“It’s not like we’re going out” said ChiChi. “He just kissed me once.”

Later on, Spanky was in his room watching TV, when he heard something hit his window.  He got up.    “What the cluck was that?” he asked himself.    He opened his window and saw the chick from earlier in the car.

“Hi” she said. “Are you Poser?”

“No” said Spanky. “I’m Spanky. Poser lives 2 houses down”

“Oh” the girl said. “Got the wrong neighbor. Poser was supposed to show me around.”

“You’re Cherry, right?” Spanky asked. “You just moved next door?”

“That would be me” she replied.