Fiona walked up with another chick. “Your table is here” Fiona said, pushing her into a seat next to Poser.

“Fiona!” Lemonade shouted.

“She belongs here” Fiona huffed, and she hobbled off.

“Um, hi?” said Poser.

“Hi, I’m Pixie” the girl said. “I just moved here from Virginia.”

“Awsome” said ChiChi. “I’m ChiChi; you can sit here if you want”

“Thanks, I’d love to” said Pixie.

“Steer clear of Fiona” said Lemonade.

“But she’s hott” said Poser’s friend Squash.

“Um, do you wanna sit here or not, Squash?” asked Pancake.

“I’d rather sit here than with Harry Potter & his wife” said Squash.

“Then repeat after me” said Pancake. “Doreen & Fiona are fag gnomes”

“Doreen & Fiona are fag gnomes?” said Squash.

“Thank you” said Pancake.

“Thank you” said Squash.

Pancake shot him an evil look.

After school, Monkeyberry &Tessa were talking.

“Not only is he in our lunch” said Tessa. “He’s in my life skills class 4^th period!”

“Oh, Maxwell?” Gepetto came up.

Monkeyberry nodded.

“I met his friend Crunch in lunch today” Gepetto said.

“Crunch?” Ramona walked up. “He’s in my science 1^st period. And his friend Runts is in my lunch”

“And Maxwell is in our 4^th period, Ramona” said Tessa.

On the other side of the road, Maxwell, Crunch, Runts, Strudel, Ringo, Poser, Josh, Ib, and Muffins were getting into Poser’s car.

“And stay away from Harry Potter and his wife” Poser was saying.

Meanwhile, Strawberry was telling Pixie “Stay away from Strudel”

“He’s in my math class” said Pixie, as Strawberry pointed him out.

“Barf” said Strawberry.

“Oh, come on, Strawberry” said Waffles.   “You guys used to swap spit all the time”

Strawberry stomped off.