“Hey, what can I say?” said Strawberry. “He may be an idiot, but he’s MY idiot”

“Well, why don’t you go check on your idiot, then?” said Josh.

“Which one?” said Strawberry.  “One of them is sitting right next to you.”

“Shut up” Pancake teased.

Strawberry ran upstairs. Strudel was in the bathroom, gargling root beer.

“Eew” said Strawberry, watching Strudel spit the blood stained drink into the sink. “Aren’t you supposed to gargle water?” Strawberry asked.

“Root beer tastes better” said Strudel.

Strawberry laughed.

Meanwhile, Pancake && Josh were making out on the couch.  “This is weird” said Pancake.

“What?” said Josh.

“Being on my best friend’s boyfriend’s couch” said Pancake.

Back upstairs, Strudel was still gargling.

“Do you need anything else?” asked Strawberry.

“Yeah” said Strudel. “More root beer”

Strawberry went and got him some more root beer. She passed Josh && Pancake.

“Can’t do this when your boyfriend has a bloody mouth” said Josh.

Strawberry rolled her eyes and went back upstairs.