“Hey thanks” said Strudel.

Pancake && Josh walked upstairs to see Strawberry && Strudel making out.

“What the flip?” said Pancake. “You guys are effing nasty!!”

“Yeah” said Josh. “You could get AIDS”

“Hey, everyone has AIDS.” said Strudel, as he drank more root beer.

“Strudel!” Pearl called. “We’re home!”

“Rinse the sink!” Pancake shouted in a whisper.

They heard foot steps coming up the stairs.

Strudel stood in front of the sink. “Hey mom!” he said.  “Have fun?”

“Strudel, what happened to your lip?” Pearl asked.

“I. uh, scraped it on a can of root beer” said Strudel.

“Honey” said Pearl. “Is that a love bite?”

“No, mom, it’s on my lip” said Strudel.

“What are you all doing in the bathroom?” asked Pearl.

“Probably something naughty” said Potter, coming up behind his mom, chomping on a Whatchamacallit.

“What’s that in the sink?” asked Pearl, peering over Strudel’s shoulder. “Strudel, are you-

“I’m getting a razor blade, and I’m cutting myself!” Strudel said.