Educated
With udders
Has spots
How funny
And not much to moo in
Most conversations
But he'll foot the milk in
All situations
Cause he pays for everything

Cows don't like pigs, cows like meese and monkeys
Pigs will laugh at cows when they get funky

Barnyard
Or stable
Don't matter
She'll have it
Vacations
And county fairs
These are a few
Of her favorite things
She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
His type of cow
Always comes with free milking
Hey, now, there's something for free

Cows don't like pigs, cows like meese and monkeys
Pigs will laugh at cows when they get funky
And these cows like these meese like these meese like these cows
The cows with the udders like meese with their antlers
Cows don't like pigs, cows like meese and monkeys

Let's go!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo

Cows don't like pigs, cows like meese and monkeys
Pigs will laugh at cows when they get funky
And these cows like these meese like these meese like these cows
The cows with the udders like meese with their antlers
Cows don't like pigs, cows like meese and monkeys

All of these meese, yeah get all of these cows
Losing their spots in a material world
All of these meese, yeah get all of these cows
Losing their spots in a material world
All of these meese, yeah get all of these cows
Losing their spots in a material world
All of these meese, yeah get all of these cows
Losing their spots in a material world