The Unacceptables
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Twister & Scarlet get even

"What are you doing here?" asked Pancake.

 "He didn't tell me" Strawberry said. "It didn't-"

"Didn't even occur to you?" Pancake pushed her guitar away.

"I'll help" Strawberry offered.

"Help what?!" excaimed Pancake.

"You said you were gonna clean your room" said Strawberry.

"Oh yeah, thanks" said Pancake.

Strawberry opened the closet. "Pancake, are you aware that you have an almost full box of Gobstoppers in here?"

Pancake dropped the papers she was going through.

 Strawberry was eating some Gobstoppers. "What?" she asked "They're good"

"Yeah"said Pancake. "They taste good with someone else's saliva" And she ran out. She ran to the gazebo, remembering the magical way his tongue changed flavors with the Gobstopper.

Strawberry went back to Virginia's house, looking for Pancake.

 "I threw this party for nothing!" Abner was saying.

"What's going on with you guys?" Strawberry asked.

"She's not moving!" said Abner.

"Oh my god, that's great!" Strawberry said.

"Attention please" said Homer. "Twister's got a song to perform with his band"

Ringo on drums, C.J. on guitar, Duncan on piano, Twister singing.

 

See, I don't.. know why.. I liked you so much, I gave you all of my trust.. I told you.. I loved you.. Now that's all down the drain.. You put me through pain.. I wanna let you know how I feel.

Fuck  what I said.. It don't mean shit now.. Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out.. Fuck  all those kisses, they didn't mean jack.. Fuck you, you hoe.. I don't want you back..

Scarlet was sitting on the couch, looking really pissed.

You thought.. you could.. Keep this shit from me.. Yeah, you burned bitch.. I heard the story.. You played me.. You even gave him head.. Now you're asking for me back.. You're just another hag.. Look elsewhere 'cause you're done with me..

Fuck  what I said.. It don't mean shit now.. Fucj the presents, might as well throw 'em out.. Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack.. Fuck you, you hoe.. I don't want you back.. Fuck what I said.. It don't mean shit now.. Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out.. Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack.. Fuck you, you hoe.. I don't want you back..

The guys were cheering, but most of the girls were pissed.

oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. You questioned.. Did I care? You can ask anyone.. I even said you were my great one.. Now it's.. over.. But I do admit I'm sad.. It hurts real bad.. I can't sweat that cuz I loved a hoe..

Fuck what I said.. It don't mean shit now.. Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out.. Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack.. Fuck you, you hoe.. I don't want you back.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah.. oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..

Everyone cheered, as Scarlet walked up and whispered something to Homer.

 "Please put your hands together for Scarlet!" Homer said.

"Wow" said Virginia. "Some party"

 

Scarlet was singing lead.

“Do that” she whispered to her band.

 

Babbleberry on symbols. Lemonade on drums. Banana on guitar.

 

 

 

Oh oh
Oooh
No no no
 
*You know there is two sides to every
                                    story*
 
See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
((Applause was greater))
Talkin' shit like a snitch
Who are you, to write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel
((Twister was even more pissed))
 
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that
                                    shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
 
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
((Everyone loved this, even if the band wasn`t as good))
Fuck the presents, I threw all that
                                    shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
 
You thought you could really make
                                    me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact
 
Fuck all those nights I moaned real
                                    loud
Fuck
                                    it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was
                                    wack
 
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought
                                    you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack
 
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
 
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
 
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
 
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
 
You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have 
If you woulda gone down there
Now it's over
But I do admit I'm glad
I didn't catch your crabs
**I can't sweat that**
Cos I got to go
 
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that
                                    shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back.
 
whoa whoa 
uh huh yeah 
 
whoa whoa
uh huh yeah 
 
whoa whoa 
uh huh yeah
 
whoa whoa 
uh huh yeah
 
You made me do this

Major Payback!

Uh Huh Uh Huh Uh Huh