There is no one else that I can say this to and there is
nothing worse than to talk to you and if you have a problem
I'm not there for you Mailman you always know that you are against the
rules

He drank some beer the other night
And then he got into a fight 
He beat up his cousins and their friends
Because he wanted their lives to end
Don't start to drink it
too much too soon

There is no one else that I can say this to and there is nothing
worse than to talk to you and 
If you have a problem I'm not there for you Mailman you always know
that you are against the rules

You know that beer he started to drink,
He thinks he can have it all for free
I wonder if he's challenged mentally
I tried to get him to stop drinking
Don't start to drink it too much too soon
 

There is no one else that I can say this to
and there is nothing worse than to talk to you and
If you have a problem I'm not there
for you Mailman you always know that you
are against the rules

There is no one else that I can say
this to and there is nothing worse than to talk to you
and if you have a problem I'm not there for you
Mailman you always know that you are against the rules

Whenever you're near there's lots of beer
it feels like there is nothing I can do you make me feel wrong cuz 
it's because of you I made this song
 
There is no one else that I can say this to and there is nothing
worse than to talk to you and
If you have a problem I'm not there for you
Mailman you always know that
There ain't nobody else but you who make me feel like doggie doo
There ain't nobody else
but you
You are against the world there is none else
that I can say this too and there is nothing worse
than to talk to you and if you have a problem I'm not there for you
cause Mailman you always know that you are against the rules

There is no one else that I can say this too
and there is nothing worse than to talk to you
and if you have a problem I'm not here for you
cause Mailman you always know that you are against the rules!