His name is Roy he thinks he's a squirrel
Could he be more annoying?
Thinks he's a punk,but he does ballet
He really is gay
Has a crush on himself. He'll never tell.
He needs some mental help
He has no friends. He stuck up his nose.
He has a problem with wearing clothes.
You are annoying Roy, you're totally stupid Roy
You can't be an unacceptable
You think you have a case, but you always lose the race
You don't like cows you like bulls.
Five years from now, Roy sits at home
he has no friends
so he's all alone
He turns on TV
guess who he sees
Unacceptables rockin' up MTV.
He has no friends,so he calls up his toes
all ten have got tickets to see the show
They drag him along and he is real loud
He deafens the whole crowd
You are annoying Roy,you're totally stupid Roy
you can't be an Unacceptable
He looks for his guitar
Finds an old candy bar
did you think he was that dumb
You are annoying Roy,you're totally stupid Roy
you can't be an Unacceptable
He looks for his guitar
Finds an old candy bar
did you think he was that dumb
Sorry Roy but you are gay
Well tough luck Roy every day
You annoy us to the end
This is why you have no friends
Too bad that you couldn't be
a normal person like me
There is more that meets the eye
Don't say hi we'll just say bye
His name is Roy he thinks he's a squirrel
Could he be more annoying?
We hate his guts, haven't you heard
How he messes up our world
You are annoying Roy, I said see ya later Roy
You are so pathetically lame
He goes to the studio
sings Row Row Row Your Boat
He will never get his fame
You are annoying Roy, I said see ya later Roy
You are so pathetically lame
He goes to the studio
sings Row Row Row Your Boat
He will never get his fame