"Well, being single's not so bad" said Aloha. "I've been single ever since I broke things off with Stick"
"Aloha,
Stick is like 15 years older than you" said Strawberry. "And he lives in Orlando"
"I know, it just
wasn't working out" Aloha sighed. "Well, let's think of the single guys in our neighborhood. Let's see, there's Muffins"
"Um,
Muffins took my virginity" Strawberry said. "And he got Lemonade pregnant"
"Okay, well what about
Strudel?" Aloha offered.
"Me and Strudel didn't work out. Plus, he cheats too much"
"Okay,
uh, Lanky?"
"He took Quaker's virginity"
"Ringo?"
"He
took Cherry's virginity"
"C.J.?"
"He's Monkeyberry's ex"
"Uh..."
Aloha thought... "Clorox?"
"Banana's ex" Strawberry sighed.
"Windex?"
"He
ruined Clorox & Banana's relationship"
"Speedo?"
"He's too short
for me"
"Um, how about Twister?"
"Aloha, just give up" Strawberry sighed. "No one
will compare to Ziggy"
"There's NO ONE ELSE that you're interested in dating?" Aloha asked.
"Well,
one person, but he only sees me as a friend" Strawberry looked over at Texas, who was laughing and talking with Pancake and
Gepetto.
Strawberry sighed, as the bell rang and she walked to her first period class.
