“Pixie” Poser whispered. “You’ve gotta get out. Go to Strawberry’s”

“Oh, Babe, tonight was great”  Pixie whispered  back. “Can you drive me?”

“Sure, come on& be quiet”

Once Pixie was at Strawberry’s house, she said “So me& Poser had sex tonight”

“Ugh, lucky” Strawberry said. “I haven’t gotten laid in so long”

“You’ll get it again eventually” Pixie said. “I hadn’t gotten it in forever, either”

“Well I doubt that I’ll ever get it again!” said Strawberry.

“Sure you will, as long as you’re not doing coke like Cherry& Spunky”

“They were doing coke?!?”

“Yep” Pixie replied. “Those crackheads. They were making out, too”

“God, Cherry got some action, too?!?! I wish I could find my one& only”

“I don’t think Cherry& Spunky are even dating. Well, not yet, anyways”

“It seems like everyone has a signifcant other except me” Strawberry frowned.

“Montana doesn’t” Pixie pointed out.

“Yeah, but she LIKES being single!” said Strawberry.

“What about Banana?” Pixie  asked. “She doesn’t have a boyfriend”

“She’s my sister, she doesn’t count” Strawberry sighed.