Meanwhile, Quaker was drinking her sorrows away in the basement, all alone. She turned on 96.5, and Bleeding Love came on.
All of a sudden, a light turned on.
Spanky walked down the stairs.
“Hey, there you are” he said. “You missed it, Cherry broke up with Stacey”

“And I broke up with Lanky” said Quaker.

“Why did you do that?”

“Iunno, I was just getting bored with him…” Quaker drank some more.

“Is that why you’re drinking?” Spanky asked.

“Possibly…”

“Are you looking for a new man?” Spanky said hesitantly.

“Who do you know for me?”

“Me” Spanky smiled hopefully.

Quaker smiled, too, and set down her bottle of Amoretta. “Are- are you serious?”

“Yeah. Yeah, I am”

“So am I” Quaker smiled. “I mean, I like you” She started to take off his shirt.

“Are you sure you wanna do this?” Spanky asked.

Quaker stopped. “No.. I’m not”

“Yeah, I mean, we’re not even dating. You’re a smart drunk” Spanky smiled.

Quaker smiled back. “Are you saying you want to go out with me?”

“Yeah, I’m pretty much saying that” Spanky smiled again.

“Okay,” Quaker replied, as she kissed him.