“Alone at last” Lanky smiled.

“I hope there’s no cum stains on my bed” Quaker said, reaching for her black light.

“Babe, chill” Lanky said. “Lizard& Hamster wouldn’t be able to make anyone cum”

“True” Quaker smiled.

Meanwhile, downstairs, Effy walked up to Pia. “Hey, Pia”

“Um, hi, Effy”

“Wanna go get freaky in the linen closet?” Effy asked.

“Effy, we broke up a long time ago” Pia pointed out.

“I know,” said Effy. “But I don’t want to stay a virgin forever”

“Yeah, me neither” Pia agreed.

Gepetto started laughing. “You guys are so lame. Who invited you, anyways?”

“Bug” said Pia.

“Mouse” said Effy.

“Figures” Gepetto said. “Well, at least I’ve got a real girl” he put his arm around Pancake.

“A real fat girl” Effy retorted.

“Pan isn’t fat !” Gepetto shouted back. “You homo, you look like a fried egg”

“Come on, Effy” Pia dragged him away to the linen closet.

Meanwhile, things were getting hot& steamy in Quaker’s room, when Quaker all of a sudden looked up.

“Lanky.. did you hear something?”

“No..” Lanky said slowly. “What did you hear?”

“Hahaha” a voice said.

Lanky turned his head& saw Ringo standing there.

“RINGO!” Quaker threw a pillow at him. “GET OUT !”

Ringo ran out, laughing.

“Um, Lanky,” Quaker said. “Maybe this isn’t gonna work out”

“Ok, we can have sex another time”

“No..” Quaker hesitated. “I mean us”

“You-you wanna break up?” Lanky sat up.

“Yes” Quaker said quietly. “Yes, I do” she went downstairs and started drinking Amoretta.

Meanwhile, Strudel was sitting alone, watching MTV. Lemonade walked up to him.
“Wanna come in the laundry room with me?” she asked.

“Sure” Strudel got up& followed her.