Won't someone tell me what has happened to me
Why am I so misunderstood
Why can't they see
Now I'm caught between the mad cow and the sweet cow
That I used to be

They say I'll understand it all in good time
But spots ain't nothin' but a number in my mind
Goin' crazy with this milk me feed me
Caught between udder fights

I wanna give in to the heffer in me
I wanna be someone they don't want me to be
The moral of the story is I got no house
I must not chase the cows

I started mooin' out my hot cow crushes
Seven days a week of truth and fantasy
Got the feelin' that the way my life is
Got to be prepared for changes

Won't someone tell me what has happened to me
Why am I so misunderstood
Why can't they see?
Now I'm caught between the mad cow and the sweet cow
That I used to be

I wanna give in to the heffer in me
I wanna be someone they don't want me to be
The moral of the story is I got no house 
I must not chase...

I wanna go left but they tell me go right
Don't wanna be the little calf they kissin' goodnight
The moral of the story is I got no house
I must not chase the cows 

They can try to make me moo a thousand lies
But that won't ever change the way I feel inside
Take out their appendix, but I just don't care
Cause that's not what I wanna hear

I, I must, I must not chase the cows
I, I must, I must not chase.. the cows
I must, I must, I must not.. .chase.. the cows

I wanna give in to the heffer in me
I wanna be someone they don't want me to be
The moral of the story is I got no house
I must not chase...

I wanna go left but they tell me go right
don't wanna be the little calf they kissin' goodnight
the moral of the story is I got no house
I must not chase...... the cows