Quaker sighed. “Doreen is one of the school’s biggest jerks” she wasn’t talking to anyone in particular.

“Even a bigger jerk than Ringo?” Cherry questioned.

“Well, they’re in two different categories of jerks” Quaker pointed out.

“I’ve still gotta beat Ringo up” Stacey said.

“Stacey” Cherry said. “He had sex with Lemonade. He’s probably contagious just if you touch him. So please, for the sake of our pleasure, don’t beat him up”

“Ew, Cherry” said Quaker. “Enough about you & Stacey’s sex life. We’re trying to eat here!”

“Sorry” said Cherry. “I know it’s probably not as interesting as yours & Lanky’s”

“Well maybe not yet” Quaker smiled.

“Please” said Strawberry. “I don’t want to hear about ANYONE’S sex life!” she got up & walked to Comet Corner.

“What’s her problem?” Minnie asked.

“She never had sex with Chester” Stacey explained.

“I’ll go talk to her” Orange Kiwi got up & walked to Comet Corner.

Later on that day, Gepetto was at Pancake’s house. They were fooling around on Pancake’s bed, when Gepetto looked up.

“Pan” he said.

“Yeah?” Pancake flipped her hair back.

“In September, I’m going to the Marines” said Gepetto.

“What?” said Pancake. “Why?”

“I dunno, it’s just always been a goal of mine”

“Oh” Pancake said nonchalantly.

“But anyways,” Gepetto continued. “While I’m gone, I want you to be free to date other people”

“I only want to date you” said Pancake.