Yar wore a thong. He grew his hair long
Only tryin' to please this guy (this guy)
Yar, he was caught up in Ed's rump
When he just wants a booty call
So, yeah Yar just loves sunshiney weather
Seeing a rainbow makes everything better

 

So Yar came out(Yar came out) without a doubt (without a doubt)
He wants another man
Cause when the strap-on came on and the truth came out
I wasn't surprised at all.
But when Yar becomes a drag queen he'll be living so large
He'll do anything for men
God I hate Yar

 

Mmmm Yar is ga-ay,
Said that he didn't do a guy,
Well of course he did
Mmmm Yar is ga-ay,
Mmmm he got tested for AIDS,
It was positive
Mmmm Yar is ga-ay (Yar is ga-ay)
Ya- Ya- Ya- Yar is so gay

 

How, does he live with himself
Knowing that he's done a girl (a girl)
And ooh, when he has a chance
He will remove his pants
So, yeah Yar just loves sunshiney weather
Seeing a rainbow makes everything better

 

So Yar came out(Yar came out) without a doubt (without a doubt)
He wants another man
Cause when the strap-on came on and the truth came out
I wasn't surprised at all.
But when Yar becomes a drag queen he'll be living so large
He'll do anything for men
God I hate Yar

 

Mmmm Yar is ga-ay,
Said that he didn't do a guy,
Well of course he did
Mmmm Yar is ga-ay,
Mmmm he got tested for AIDS,
It was positive
Mmmm Yar is ga-ay (Yar is ga-ay)
Ya- Ya- Ya- Yar is so gay

 

Yar claimed that he was stra-aight (stra-aight)
He's lookin for a booty call
He'll look around the mall
Why would he say he was stra-aight (stra-aight)
He really needs men in his life
Cuz chicks ain't right, whoa
Why would he say he was stra-aight (stra-aight)
He's lookin for a booty call
He'll look around the mall
Yar claimed that he was stra-aight (stra-aight)
He really needs men in his life
Cuz chicks ain't right

 

So Yar came out(Yar came out) without a doubt (without a doubt)
He wants another man
Cause when the strap-on came on and the truth came out
I wasn't surprised at all.
But when Yar becomes a drag queen he'll be living so large
He'll do anything for men
Oh my God I hate Yar

 

Mmmm Yar is ga-ay,
Said that he didn't do a guy,
Well of course he did
Mmmm Yar is ga-ay, (Yar is gay, Yar is gay)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm Yar is ga-ay,
Mmmm he got tested for AIDS,
It was positive
Mmmm Yar is ga-ay, (Yar is gay, Yar is gay)
Ya- Ya- Ya- Yar is so gay