But according to Rar
Bar's sexy,
She's edible,
Rar can't get Bar out of her head.
According to Rar
Bar's awsome,
Unbelievable,
Everything she ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
So Yar, I must tell you that you lose.
Rar's into Bar for everything she's not,
According to Yar.

 

According to Yar
Bar's jealous,
She's needy,
She never works and she just plays.
According to Yar
Bar sucks at keeping guys because she is psycho anyways.
Bar's the girl who has real bad asthma;
And Yar's the one who smokes in her face.
According to Yar. According to Yar.

 

But according to Rar
Bar's sexy,
She's edible,
Rar can't get Bar out of her head.
According to Rar
Bar's awsome,
Unbelievable,
Everything she ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
So Yar, I must tell you that you lose.
Rar's into Bar for everything she's not,
According to Yar.

 

We need to get away from Yar's drama,
But he will run and tell his momma.
Why can't Yar stay out of our life?
It's too bad he'll never have a wife.

 

But according to Bar
Yar's ugly,
He's real fat,
He smokes way too much cancer sticks.
 
But according to Rar
Bar's sexy,
She's edible,
Rar can't get Bar out of her head.
According to Rar
Bar's awsome,
Unbelievable,
Everything she ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
So Yar, I must tell you that you lose.
Rar's into Bar for everything she's not,
According to Yar.
According to Yar.

 

According to Yar
Bar is the worst friend that anyone could ever have.