The Unacceptables
Chapter 22.

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On Friday, everyone was getting ready for the rave.

“Do I HAVE to go?” Strawberry complained. “I don’t have a date”

“You can be my date!” said Montana.

“Great, I’ll look like a lesbian” said Strawberry. “Whoopty damn doo”

“Strawberry, cheer up, we can make fun of Lemonade, who will be acting like a whore” Pancake laughed. “What a slut”

“Oh, fine” said Strawberry. “I guess I’ll go”

“You look hot, Strawberry” said Orange Kiwi.

“Thanks”

 

Meanwhile, at Bug’s house, Lemonade was making over Mouse and Bug.

“You guys are gonna look drop dead sexy” Lemonade was saying.

Mouse looked at herself in the mirror.
“Oh my god, Lemonade, I look so hot!”

“Hey, I try” Lemonade smiled.

When they got to the rave, Lemonade found Twister.
“Ok” she said. “I’m going to go talk to Twister. You two go find your guys. Oh, and one more thing, Bug. Do not talk about computer programming. Computer programming is not sexy”

“Gotcha” Bug smiled, as her & Mouse went off to find Spanky & Strudel.

“Those whores” said Cherry.

“Cherry, get over it” said Carlotta. “They’re not all whores, just Lemonade”

“True,” said Cherry “But I still don’t like Bug & Mouse”

“Lets go grind, Cherry” said Quaker.

“Ok!” Cherry grabbed Quaker and they ran out to the dance floor.


Bug found Spanky, sitting on a couch, smoking weed.
“Hi Spanky, can I sit down?”

“Sure, what’s up?”

“Not much” Bug smiled.

“I am so high” Spanky said. “Wanna take a hit?”

“Sure” Bug took the joint from Spanky.

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