A few weeks later, Ringo walked up to Strawberry.
“I heard you were in the hospital”

“Yeah, someone stabbed me” Strawberry lied.

“Who?” Ringo asked.

“Hell if I know, I was sleeping!”

“I admit it was me” Ringo laughed.

Monkeyberry walked up from behind them. “YOU stabbed her?” she yelled.

“Chill, Monkey, I was kidding” Ringo said. “Strawberry, would you like to join me & Hamster in a threesome? Lizard is sick”

“She probably has herpes from you” said Strawberry. “And no, I won’t join you”

“Jerk” said Ringo. “I wish whoever the hell stabbed you wasn’t so damn stupid that they had to miss your heart”

Cherry had walked up just in time to hear that.
“What the hell is wrong with you?” she screamed at Ringo. “Why would you say that?”

“It was a joke” said Ringo. “You know, joke, funny, haha?”

“It wasn’t fucking funny” Cherry said.

“Cherry, you just miss my sex”

“Actually, no” said Cherry. “I happen to have an AMAZING boyfriend”

“Yeah, Stacey” said Ringo. “Dude doesn’t know what he’s doing. He’s so fat he probably can’t find his-”

Cherry slapped Ringo across the face.
“NEVER call Stacey fat!” she screamed.

“Wow” Ringo rubbed his face. “Fat boyfriend, fat friend, aka Strawberry-”

“Strawberry is NOT fat!” Cherry shouted.

“Yes I am!” said Strawberry.

“Shut up, no you’re not”

“She even knows she’s fat!” Ringo said.

Lemonade walked up. “I’ll sleep with you, Ringo”

“Really?”

“Might as well, I’ve already got a reputation as a slut”

“Hell yeah” said Ringo.

“Ringo, Lemonade, you guys disgust me” Cherry said, as her, Strawberry, & Monkeyberry went to go to the snack shack.