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Relay Don't Cost A Thing

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Love Don't Cost A Thing

Think you gotta call my ass - You
                                             don't
Think I'll answer Relay- I won't
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing
Think I wanna bitch them out - I do
I would like to Relay a Jew
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing
 
When you called me with IP Relay
Saw that number on my celly
Knew that it was game when you Relayed me
I bitched out the Relay bitch and she got mad at me
 
Called me later with a Relay bitch
Callin like crazy so I would notice you
But my phone's a mess
With relay numbers
Doesn't matter if you're calling out of your home
 
All that matters is
You don’t relay me
Delete my number from your phone
And relay should die, yeah
 
Think you gotta call my ass - You don't
Think I'll answer Relay- I won't
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing
Think I wanna bitch them out - I do
I would like to Relay a Jew
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing
 
I hung up on you, thought you'd understand
Relay bitches can’t have a romance
So you're tryin' to Relay what’s already yours
What I need from you is not talking to Relay whores
 
You just relayed me, when I told you no
It’s like Relay rape, over the phone
My number will change, you stupid bug a boo.
Now I'm leaving, I will never Relay you.
 
All that matters is
You don’t relay me
Delete my number from your phone
And relay should die, yeah
 
Think you gotta call my ass - You don't
Think I'll answer Relay- I won't (Baby)
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing (Relay don’t cost a thing)
Think I wanna bitch them out - I do
I would like to Relay a Jew
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing (Relay don’t cost
                                             a thing)
 
A thi-i-i-ing, a thi-i-i-ing, a thi-i-i-ing
Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
You think the Relay calls you make (That you make)
Will be the icing on your cake (On your cake)
Relay takes a knife to my heart.
You can’t win my heart, don’t Relay me
                                             again.
(Don't
                                             cost a thing)
I think you need to take some time
To not Relay me, it’s a crime.
There's more better things to do.
You can’t win my heart, don’t Relay me again.
 
Think you gotta call my ass - You don't
Think I'll answer Relay- I won't
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing (Relay don’t cost a thing)
Think I wanna bitch them out - I do
I would like to Relay a Jew
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing (Relay don’t cost
                                             a thing)
 
Think you gotta call my ass - You don't
Think I'll answer Relay- I won't
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing
Think I wanna bitch them out - I do
I would like to Relay a Jew
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing
 
Think you gotta call my ass - You don't
Think I'll answer Relay- I won't
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing
Think I wanna bitch them out - I do
I would like to Relay a Jew
Even if I were deaf
Relay don't cost a thing