The next day, C.J. walked into Homer’s room.

“Homer” he said.

“Hey, C.J.” said Homer.

“Guess whose myspace I was just on” said C.J.

“Um, I don’t know?”

“Monkeyberry’s”

“Awsome” said Homer.

“Yeah, whatever” said C.J. “But I went on her pictures, and I was shocked at what I saw”

“Naked pics?” asked Homer.

“No, although that would be niice. But ANYWAYS. From Shady’s party. I saw a pic of you and her drinking beer. Dad’s beer that I brought. And also a picture of you & her kissing”

“Oh my God, someone took pictures?” Homer jumped up. “I’ve gotta go upload them to my page!”

“Not so fast” C.J. blocked the door. “First off, why were you drinking beer? I thought you were straight edge”

“Well …”

“And why in the HELL were you kissing my ex girlfriend?”

“She’s not your girl anymore” said Homer.

“And she isn’t yours, either, so keep your hands off of her. I already messaged her and told her to take those pictures off”

“Why are you so hung up on her? You’re dating Montana”

“I just don’t want you to get hurt” said C.J. “Because trust me. Monkeyberry can KILL”