All of a sudden, Quaker’s
phone rang.
“It’s Lanky!”
she exclaimed.
“Put it on speaker”
said Cherry. “I’ll be quiet”
“Hello?” Quaker
answered.
“Quaker, hey”
said Lanky. “Look, about earlier …”
“Lanky, if you’re
gonna break up with me, just do it” said Quaker.
“Why would I break
up with you?” Lanky asked.
“Because I wouldn’t
give you a blowjob” said Quaker.
“So?” said Lanky.
“Quaker, I love you”
Quaker was speechless. “I-
I love you too!” she stuttered.
“Aww!” said Cherry.
Quaker clapped her hand over
Cherry’s mouth. “Shh!” she hushed.
“Who is that?”
Lanky asked.
“Um, no one?”
said Quaker.
“Was it Cherry?”
asked Lanky.
“Hi, Lanky!”
Cherry said.
Lanky laughed. “Hey,
Cher. Well, look,
guys, I’ve gotta get to bed, but I’ll talk to you later. Peace”
“Oh my God, he said
he loves me” said Quaker.
“Are you sure you don’t
wanna blow him?” Cherry asked. “My mom bought popsicles & bananas, I can teach you”
“No, Cherry”
Quaker laughed. “I’m not gonna blow him, sorry”
“Ok”
said Cherry. “I’ve gotta respect that”