The next day, Frosty walked
up to Strawberry.
“Will you forgive me?”
he asked.
Minnie walked up.
“Frosty, you’re
gay” she said.
“Stay out of this”
said Frosty.
“Are you gay?”
Strawberry questioned.
Frosty walked away.
Doreen & Fiona walked
up. “Minnie” said Doreen.
“Yes, Doreen?”
said Minnie.
“Is he really gay?”
Doreen asked.
“Yeah” said Minnie.
“Hey, faggot!”
Doreen called, chasing Frosty down the hallway.
“What the hell do they
care?” said Strawberry. “They’re lesbians”
“Yeah, I never said
there was anything WRONG with him being gay” said Minnie.
“I can’t believe
I dated a gay guy” said Strawberry.
“Who?” Orange
Kiwi walked up. “Spanky?”
“No” said Strawberry.
“Your cousin”
“Oh, dang” said
Orange Kiwi. “Is he really?”
“We think so”
said Strawberry.
“Wow” said Orange
Kiwi. “That is just … weird”
“Yeah, I know”
said Strawberry.