Meanwhile, Lemonade rang Muffins' doorbell.

“Hey” she said when he answered.

“Hey” said Muffins.

“Look” said Lemonade. "I’m sorry about Doreen & Fiona. I know you didn't want anyone knowing”

“Why did you tell them?” asked Muffins.

“I didn't” said Lemonade. “They followed us and watched us through the window”

“Wow, what creeps” said Muffins.

“Yeah, I know” said Lemonade.

 “Look, if you don’t wanna fool around anymore-” Muffins started.

“No, I do” Lemonade smiled.

“Okay, awesome” Muffins said, kissing Lemonade. “You’re amazing” he said.

“So are you” said Lemonade.

“If I ever get another girlfriend,” Muffins said, unbuttoning his shirt. “I’d cheat on her with you”

“Why not just make me your girlfriend?” Lemonade asked.

“I dunno” said Muffins. “There’s that whole thing with Doreen & Fiona. Plus, remember how you broke Gepetto’s heart sophomore year? I wouldn't be able to handle that if you did it to me”

“Oh” said Lemonade. “Well then maybe it’d be best that we didn't talk”

“No- Lemonade-” said Muffins.

“Goodbye, Muffins” said Lemonade, walking out the door.