“I've got a student council announcement” Doreen smiled at one of the secretaries.

“Okay” said the secretary, handing Doreen the microphone.

“Lemonade had sex with Muffins!” Doreen shouted.

“And they didn't use a condom cuz she's on birth control!” Fiona added.

“Go to the principal’s office!” the secretary shouted, grabbing the microphone back from them furiously.

After the news, as everyone headed to 2^nd period, Lizard ran into Cherry.

“Sorry” Lizard said sarcastically.

“Don’t you DARE walk away” said Cherry.

“Bitch, you wanna go?” asked Lizard, circling slowly around Cherry.

“Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do” said Cherry, also circling. “Why did you push me?” she asked.

“No reason” said Lizard. “I heard about your sexcapades. Why would anyone wanna do anything sexual with you?”

“Wow” said Cherry. “Such nice fighting words for a girl who picks up MY leftovers”

“Me & Spanky broke up!” said Lizard.

“Yeah” said Cherry. “Because he realized he could do better than you”

All of a sudden, Lizard started attacking Cherry.