“Wanna smoke some weed?”
Honky asked.
“I can’t believe
you!” said Pixie. “Poser, you shouldn’t hang around with Honky anymore”
“You can’t do
that” Poser whined.
“Yeah” said Honky.
“Yeah” said Carlotta.
“Pixie, you used to smoke occasionally”
“You did?” said
Poser.
“Yeah, before I
met you” said Pixie. “And you shouldn’t do it since you have a daughter”
Poser frowned.
“Wait, Carlotta, how
did you know?” asked Pixie.
“Orange Kiwi told me”
said Carlotta.
“Oh” said Pixie.
“Figures”
A few days later, after Poser
& Honky were well enough to go home, Pixie took London to Poser’s house to visit him.
Pixie knocked on his bedroom
door.
Poser wheeled his wheelchair
over to the door and tried to open it but he couldn’t.
Finally Pixie opened it herself.
“Oh look, my two favorite
girls” said Poser, who was shorter than Pixie because he was sitting.
“Now that you’re
not as drugged up,” said Pixie. “I can discipline you”
“What?” said
Poser.
“Not only did you smoke
weed,” said Pixie. “But you rode in a car with a drunk and high driver”
“I’m sorry, Pix”
said Poser.
“You & Honky are
very lucky” Pixie continued. “You could’ve been killed”
“I know” said
Poser.
“No, I don’t
think you do” said Pixie.