“Why would he do that?”
asked Truman.
“Because he thinks
I`m dating Windex” said Banana.
“What the hell?”
said Speedo.
“But I`m not”
said Banana. “I would never date Windex”
“I`ll talk to Clorox
about it” said Truman.
“Thanks, Truman”
said Banana.
Meanwhile, Shady was planning
a party.
“Do we have to invite
Carlotta?” she asked Orange Kiwi.
“Yep” said
Orange Kiwi. “And Honky”
“Oh god” said
Shady. “Well my party will be next Friday, and I`ve been told that Poser is going to be drinking”
“That boy is gonna
die” said Orange Kiwi.
“Yeah, he doesn`t have
a future, anyways” said Shady.
“And Pixie said you`d
better invited Cheese, she wants him & Poser to make up” said Orange Kiwi.
“Cheese takes advantage
of drunk girls” said Shady. “What if he takes advantage of drunk guys, too?”
“You mean you think
he`d do something to Poser?” said Orange Kiwi. “Ew!”
“Hey, you never know”
said Shady. “Anyways, guess who asked if they could come to my party?”
“Who?” said Orange
Kiwi.
“Spanky” said
Shady. “He offered to bring Jack. I told him to bring the Jack and pay me 50 bucks, and he could come”