On Friday, Orange Kiwi, Pyro,
C.J., Montana,
Strawberry, and Frosty had a triple date.
They were going to go bowling.
They saw Lizard, Hamster, Bug, Mouse, and Spanky there.
“Ew” said Orange
Kiwi. “I can`t believe they`re here”
“Yeah” said Strawberry.
“They`re such losers”
“Frosty!” Bug
called.
“Ugh, what do you want,
Bug?” asked Frosty.
“Are you & Strawberry
still going out?” asked Bug.
“Obviously” said
Frosty.
“Gosh darn it”
said Bug.
“Bug, I don`t want
to go out with you” said Frosty. “God, leave me alone”
“Let`s just go bowling,
shall we?” said C.J..
“Alright, good idea”
said Montana.
They got their shoes and
started the game.
A couple lanes down, Mouse
was bowling.
“Me tie doughty walker”
Strawberry sang.
“Lynchee kinchy collie
Hamster dingo dingo” Orange Kiwi finished.
Mouse got a gutter ball.
“Ha!” said Strawberry.
“What the hell?”
Pyro said, sounding like Kelly from the Shoes video.
“Long story”
said Strawberry, going up to bowl.
“Explain it!”
Montana called after her.
“I`ll explain”
said Orange Kiwi. “3 years ago, this psycho came and shot up the bowling alley. I almost died”
“Yeah, you told me
about that” said Frosty.
“And you didn`t tell
me?” said Pyro.
“He`s my cousin”
said Orange Kiwi. “Anywho, that chant causes people to do bad while they`re bowling”