On Thursday, Banana was walking
down the hallway.
“Banana!” Windex
called.
Banana stopped. “What?”
she said.
“I know I ruined you
& Clorox`s relationship” said Windex. “But it was only because I like you. Will you go out with me?”
“Um, no” said
Banana.
“Hey!” Clorox
walked up to them. “Why are you talking to Banana?” he said.
“We`re dating now!”
said Windex.
“What?!?!?” Banana
exploded.
“Niice one, Banana”
said Clorox. “Dating your ex`s brother? Niice. Real niice, you slut”
“But I`m not-”
Banana started, but Clorox just walked away.
“Thanks a lot, Windex”
Banana stomped off.
Clorox went to his locker.
“What`s wrong, Clorox?”
Aloha asked.
“Banana`s going out
with Windex” Clorox said, sadly.
“Lies” said Monkeyberry.
“Banana wouldn`t do that”
“Well she is”
said Clorox. “I can`t believe I ever went out with that slut”
“What the hell, Clorox?”
said Aloha. “Don`t call Banana that”
“I can call her whatever
I want” said Clorox.