“Oh, Poser, you're so silllyyyyyyy” said Pixie. “Of course I`m at home!”

“Pixie, are you drunk?” asked Poser. “Where are you?”

“Hey Pix, want some Jack?”Muffins called, not knowing she was on the phone.

“Muffins, shut up!” Pixie shouted.

“What?” Poser exclaimed. “Muffins is offering you a drink?”

“No way” said Pixie.

“WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?” Poser shouted.

London started crying.

“Pixie, you tell me RIGHT NOW where you are!” Poser demanded.

“I'm not drunkkkkkk” Pixie lied.

“Yes you effing are!” said Poser. “I'm a recovering alcoholic, so I should know!”

He looked out his window and saw all the cars in Muffins' driveway.

“Is Muffins having a party?” he asked.

“No way” said Pixie.

“You lying bitch!” Poser screamed.

London was wailing.

“I`m going over there right now!” Poser hung up the phone.

He took London and marched over to Muffins' house & opened the door.

Sure enough, Muffins was having a party.