Roy Roy
If one day you discover Roy
Broken down he's lost all of his friends
No Ma, no Pa no 'sis to buy him fancy clothes
The Girls at his side is all he dreams he owns
Why does he chase them
through night and through day
To prove his crush on Ray?
He tried to walk on water
And he sank and he drowned
No one likes Roy
He's a rodeo clown
Would he gave his life up
Just to kiss Joy?
Is that, is that, is that how you measure a Roy?
If by chance all he had to give Ma
Was 5 words would you marry me?
Would Marsupial listen to her son?
And how will he ever grow up
His childhood is done
Why does he chase them
through night and through day
To prove his crush on Ray (hey)
He tries to walk on water
And he sinks and he drowns
No one likes Roy
he's a rodeo clown
Would he give his life up just to kiss Joy?
Is that, is that, is that how you measure a Roy?
He never gives up
being a beast
His head goes around, it's hollow and greased
Is that how you know
Is that what it means? (hey)
He tries to walk on walk on water
And he sinks and he drowns
No one likes Roy
Would he beat up Spirit and break her nose
Would he always act like he's eating Ho-ho's?
Would he give his life up
Just to kiss Joy?
Is that, is that, is that how you measure a Roy?
He tries to walk on water
And he sinks and he drowns
No one likes Roy
He's a rodeo clown
Would he gave his life up
Just to kiss Joy?
Is that, is that, is that, how you measure oh...
Is that, is that, is that, how you measure a Roy?
